Monday, September 13, 2004

What a great day!

I hope everyone took advantage of the 10 year federal assult weapons bill expiring today by going out and purchasing their weapon of choice. I got mine over lunch today... a 30 clip AR-15 with a bayonet attachment and a grenade launcher. Can't wait to pop 20 caps in the ass of the neighborhood punk and then stab him with the bayonet. The grenade launcher should work perfectly to blow up his crappy Chevy Corsica. Woo Hoo!

No Cheers Over Gun Ban's End - Washington Post

Note: The above is a little bit satire, sarcasm and caustic wit... if you don't find this funny, oh well! Don't read my blog.

1 comment:

AnnaAnastasia said...

"'It's about a boy and his toys,' said Al Koch, manager of Bart's Sports World..."

Wow. My Barbies as a kid NEVER came with bayonet attachments. I think I'll sue.

I'm just sad we can't all buy nuclear weapons! What a gip!!