Tuesday, May 04, 2004

The Indiana Primary

Get out and vote!!!! If you don't vote... I don't want to hear any political crap from you.

I did vote this morning and yes I voted Republican. Why you ask?

a) I am a jaded liberal who is so disillusioned by my party that I switched sides
b) Now that I have money I have switched to the dark side in an effort to keep my money
c) I live in Hamilton County and I am simply a Lemming
d) There are no Democratic races in Hamilton County
e) I'm pissed that Kerry already has the Democratic nomination locked and I wanted to vote for Dean
f) I wanted to vote for Steve Dillinger for County Commissioner as he was the only Steve on the ballot and he may be related to John
g) I wanted to vote for Miller for Governor as he doesn't have a chance against Kernan whereas Mitch Daniels could be a worthy foe
h) When they asked me choose R or D, I just picked the letter closest to S
i) None of the Above
j) All of the Above
k) 2 of the Above
l) 3 of the Above
m) 4 of the Above
n) 5 of the Above

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